Q1, Would you like to introduce yourself?
I suppose I would! But I also like when other people do it, too.

Q2, Did you send a card last valentines day?
I don’t know if I’ve ever sent a card for anything ever.

Q3, When was the last time you laughed until you cried?
I was DEFINITELY on a good dose of mushrooms. Probably a couple years back.

Q4, Do you have any phobias and if yes what are they?
Oh my. Getting serious, now. Heights. And tight spaces. I don’t like peering over my balcony on the 16th floor.

Q5, What has been your most glorious failure?
There’s so many good ones! Hard to choose. I think that time I thought I was just a regular straight monogamous guy and wanted to get married to my then-girlfriend. Boy, was I way off!

Q6, When were you first asked for your autograph?
My first band, about 10 or 11 years ago, at a show in Hamilton.

Q7, Which is your favourite cartoon character?
Damn! that’s a real tough one. I loved so many cartoons growing up. But I’ve always had the biggest soft spot for Felix the Cat

Q8, And, most importantly, what is your favourite type of cookie?
Oreo. Double Stuft. It is the perfect cookie. A God amongst mere ants.